If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs


Then your are probably the family dog
And you though I was going to get all spiritual.